As the eXodus from the platform that shall not be named continues, I'm hopeful that the best of the best will call Coso home.

Favorite Hannibal?

I'm not saying you should run out and get one of my books. An eBook is just a few clicks away.

Good morning, Cosonauts!

BREAKING!
"Blubbering in Brazil" was quite jealous of "Don't Cry For me, Argentina."

I'm not saying I'm uncultured, but I thought a cummerbund was either something a sumo wrestler wore or a bacon-wrapped pickle.

Who knew...

I don't despise Elon Musk. For example, if he fell into a glacial crevasse, I would lower him ice water, a headlamp, and a copy of my book, Terraform Charlie, so he would actually learn what planet-seeding and the human condition are all about. That he would freeze before getting to the end of the book would be sad, but not my fault.

Happy Who Gives a Shit About What Washroom You Choose and Use So Long As You Leave it a Safe and Useable Space When You're Done With it Day to All Who Celebrate.