Benjamin Netanyahu most reminds you of?

As my bread-making grandma often told me, "Never trust a Pumpernickel with a rye smile."

This Halloween, I'll be masquerading as an Indie author that sold a few books this month.

Marmalade would've liked to pick a better name, but they were caught in a jam.

Mwahaha had had enough of TeeHee, HaHa, and Bwahaha's "ROTF'ing." Tonight they would be going for a little drive in the desert and after some club and shovel work, he'd be the one having the last LOL.

It will be a full moon in a few hours.
Sure, I developed a broken brow, my hackles are up, and I'm stiffling a howl, but that's normal, right?

A book rating or review would be stellar ⭐️ 🌟 🌠 💫 ✡️

Someone gifted me a glow-in-the-dark bible.
I didn't learn much, but it was illuminating.

They threw poison ivy and burrs at me!
It wasn't life threatening, but it was a blistering attack.

Good morning from my Cape Breton home.

Let's face it. The double-standard is so ubiquitous and suffocating, it truly is "THE standard."
Only your enemy, NEVER THE ALLY, is guilty of war crimes.
ONLY YOUR ENEMY, never your "friend," should see UN sanctions and be declared a pariah or terrorist state.
Utter hypocrisy.

"We are confronted with the fierce urgency of now. In this unfolding conundrum of life and history, there "is" such a thing as being too late. This is no time for apathy or complacency. This is a time for vigorous and positive action.”
- Martin King Luther Jr.
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HOPE & CHANGE!

They threw a twig at me.
It hit me in the head.
They threw a branch at me.
It hit me in the head.
They threw a limb at me.
It hit me in the head.

I would've liked to catch them, but it turns out I have a stickmatism.

On the upside, I have kindling.

When Henry Kissinger and Benjamin Netanyahu meet in ♨️🔥, I wonder who will be the first say, "But, but, wasn't this vetoed by a permanent member of the Security Council in the UN?!"

I was so happy to see her that I did cartwheels!
Her having to push me around in a wheelchair for her holiday, not so much.

I wager the kindest, most sincere, and overall best people you could ever want to meet probably live in what one politician coined, "Shithole countries."

Good afternoon

You thought you got away with taking a poo in the forest, but, alas, there was a stool pigeon.

You can always tell that I'm going to order spaghetti if I'm wearing a white shirt.

You make me Thanksgiving if you started one of my books.