Carnival Relations:

I ate her cotton candy.
She burst my balloon.

"What you devour with relish shall consume you."
-Hamburgler 1971

A pot of gold in my Cape Breton back 40.

What philosopher or ancient entity would've most benefited from the use of emojis?

Tina Turner: "We don't need another hero..."

Perhaps not, but we could sure use another Tina Turner.

Good afternoon

Ugma Blah was an eccentric Neanderthal. Anthropologists have learned that Ugma slept in his cave with cats, wolves, elk, and even a woolly mammoth! Yes, Ugma Blah had his creature comforters.

The covetous looks, whistles, and "Wooo's," I could handle, but ultimately, it was all the "Wow, nice ass!" comments that stopped me from walking my donkey downtown.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your friend or family member that writes or creates art isn't wasting their time. They happen to be following their passion.

t's mind-boggling and depressing how pervasive and powerful racism remains in this so-called "civilized" world. Honestly, I have no words...

Karma cashes the cheques and debits the account, according to the interest, or lack thereof, that we pay toward the innocent and those lacking a voice.

Everybody should have a magic carpet, a smile that touches hearts, and a pet that will live as long as they do.

Trickle-down Economics reminds me of the piss boy in Mel Brooks' History of the World.

If JRR Tolkien and Stephen King co-wrote a book about a childless cat lady on a quest to find the one key that would start Christine and liberate cats and dogs in a Pet Sematary under threat by hungry Trolls short on potatoes, what would it be called?

"You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself."
Leviticus didn't talk no smack.

If you scroll through a % of the myriad of profiles on Elon's X that profess distrust or hatred of immigrants, you will find that most use an avatar, fake name, and have few followers. This is how the modern-day Nazi/racist regime works. Reject, lie, obfuscate, and incite anger, anonymously.

Cologne, NFTs, shoes, bibles, watches, etc. Heck, Trump would sell just about anything to augment his Cult of Personality and raise money.
Sure, most "offerings" are a joke, but you have to admire his grift-to-itiveness.

If a flea falls in the forest, does a wee circus get cancelled?