I love, Love, LOVE Amazon.
So many things to see and purchase.
But all the paddling and mosquitoes! Brutal.

How about a book?

Ask me about mine.

You know you're getting up there when the thought of "busting a move" makes you think you might break something.

Born to Bee.

For those who will be protesting War Criminal Benjamin Netanyahu's presence at US Congress, please, PLEASE, also PROTEST PEACEFULLY!
Antisemitism, reckless rhetoric, and violence will play into Bibi's hands. Given his insidious nature, this is what he wants. Deny him that power.

When a farmer's plow almost drives you into the ground and decapitates you, it's a harrowing incident.

When a farmer's plow almost drives you into the ground and decapitates you, it's a harrowing incident.

Nikki Haley is to integrity as crocodiles are to table manners.

No matter how hard I try to be the first person at a Drummer's Anonymous meeting, there's always another member that beats me to it.

A ghost of themselves that casts no shadow,
A ship of dreams asunder on rocky shores,
The heartfelt promise that waxed eternal,
Extending its hand to the Nevermore.

"It's like this..."
"A parallel would be..."
"It's analogous to..."
"The metaphor is..."
:(
Sometimes, I take issue with the Comparatively Speaking.

Courage to those who've been abused and must struggle to regain their authentic self.
Courage to those who employ empathy even after being wronged or abused.
Courage to those who advocate for the abused in spite of the abuse they receive.
Courage to all who long to be courageous.

"Daylight come and me guano go home."

Shitty song from an incontinent calypso bat 🦇

What fruit or vegetable would make an AMAZING SUPERHERO, and please tell me its name. :)

[It's Superpower and "Kryptonite" earn you bonus points.]

I could wax philosophical, but nobody wants to see me rub my Plato.

I had a girlfriend that hated to wash plates, pots and pans, cutlery, you name it. Just the thought of cleaning up after a meal would send her to the washroom.
Half the time we dated I was at the sink, but, well, she was a good person. Certainly no dishentery shaming here.

Breaking: Study finds that marsupials are always hopped up!

You bought, and presumably read, one of my books.
THANK YOU!
Now, if you could be so kind to leave a rating or simple review, I would be in your debt.
THANKS, AGAIN!

Your Gambling name is the day or year in which you were born followed by RED or BLACK, and ends with the last thing you purchased.