Nowz dat the Oranj Jebus has made JFK the Younger in jardg, wud it be impotent to buy Xtra bleach and harvest more leeches in case shit goesa womperjawed?

If, after growing up in a racist / homophobic environment, to become someone who recognizes and appreciates the inherent value and ability of everyone, irrespective of color, creed, or sexual preference, makes me "woke," then please apply that to me as a badge of honour.

I'm Canadian and I will always choose Ukraine over Russia.

As a writer, there's something deeply satisfying about conjuring and then revealing your books' first backstabber.

They were all like peas in a pod until legume split.

I'm not saying I'm lonely, but I have a ball of bellybutton lint I call Wilson.

This is what's happening on X. The site is slowly dying :)

My last post on X:
Save for updating my pinned tweet and responding to those who comment on it, I will no longer be posting on X. I am thankful to all those who made this a great place until Elmo destroyed it. Take care.

And a pop-up book at that!

If Lauren Boebert becomes The Secretary of Education, I'm thinking she might make Dick and Jane a scratch and sniff book.

Making Lauren Boebert the Secretary of Education would be like having Lloyd Christmas in charge of Treasury.

Honestly, did you have two pasty white billionaire racists as the leaders of the "Free" World on your bingo card?

I miss the good old days when Trolls used to try and cook, rather than shitpost, you.

You know you're a total f'n piece of s#it when you select Matt Gaetz as your Attorney General.

Who knew that Elon would choose the Doge position?!

HA HA HA!
I stole this [Cybertruck] off of BlueSky:

Well, if Elon Musk does as good of a job with government efficiency as he did with "fixing" Twitter, we're about to see something pretty incredible...