The cover for my book, Odin's Tillit has been nominated for a "cover contest" at All Author if you want to check it out. https://allauthor.com/cover-of-the-month/18656/

Following back all Mother Nature loving Twitter/X refugees.

73 days to inauguration of the 47th President, or as Canadian Environmentalalists (and possibly economists) call it, The End.

Who else in Canada can smell Mother Nature being cooked and the likelihood of a Depression based on the projected moronic Trump tariffs?

Good morning, Coso!

History repeats itself. Toxic masculinity (as promoted by the likes of Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, etc.) is creating the Hitler Youth of today; in short, disillusioned, angry young men who can't get laid. Concentration camps (Jews in WW2, soon, "animal immigrants" in the US) provide an opportunity for the indoctrinated to commit sexual violence - and worse - with impunity. Their leaders allow it, for it syncs with their aims and agenda. History repeats itself, unless learned from.

And so it begins...
[where's the swastika emoji when you need it?]

:(

The very best of MAGA is still the dregs of humanity.

lowercase saw Trump coming a long time ago.

Whoa! Magic is real!
I put on a MAGA hat and suddenly found myself looking at my neighbours cat like it was smothered in sos!

"He loves me,
He loves me snot."

- Snailspeare, King Smear.

"On the first day, God mainlined an espresso and took a big shit."
Things went downhill after that...

They say controversial tweets get the most attention, so here goes:

I simultaneously hugged a pine and a spruce, it was my first treesome.

The guy said he could sell me some sole at a reduced price AND he might even be able to get me some fresh halibut! I just needed to provide some personal details and credit card info. I decided to go for it. Sadly, it turns out I was the target of a phishing scam!

The way things are going, Heaven is going to demand two-factor authentication.

How dare thee question my use of Old English?!
Methinks you are a tad wōd.

I try to get to sleep by counting sheep jumping over a fence, but the third or fourth one always gets caught up in the barbed wire, and then a cyclops and trolls show up, and shit gets real.

When the editor says you have too many sticky sentences, but the book is entitled, History of Glue...