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I've officially upped my cursing quota 200-percent.

Many of the things I wrote in Terraform Charlie (which I had largely completed 20 years ago) are now coming true.
Especially the worst ones...

Sadly, Canada now needs to significantly increase its self defense capabilities.

As someone posted on X:
"Canada just became a lot closer to Poland circa 1939.

This is not hyperbole."

The Sentients couldn't say how long Gaia held on after suffering the mortal wound, but they were able to establish that it occurred on November 5, 2024.

I canceled my blue check on Elon's hate site. I am maintaining my profile so I can update my primary tweet. I believe we will see more people migrating over from Vomitville.

The Sentients on other planets don't know precisely how long the Earth held on, but they did establish it suffered a fatal blow on November 5, 2024.

Canada and Europe REALLY NEED to work together now.

... to augment, Beyoncé's, "Freedom."

R.I.P. Aretha Franklin

For some reason, I'm thinking of Aretha Franklin and "R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

Perhaps, it's because that's what American women most need.

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

Sometimes, being blue, is awesome.
Harris 2024.

Can you smell, what the Rock, is cooking?!
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It's called a Harris Landslide with a side of Cries.

I now understand all the fuss about calving glaciers. Nobody ever gets there in time to rescue the little ones :(

What type of laundry soap does Elon use?
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AparTide

Should you still be on Twitter, perhaps we can get #DeepPocketsPinocchio (in "honour" of Elon) trending?

Why can't we all just share a bong?
- Anonymous Stoner, circa 70s

If Trump wins it will enable and empower the crazies we have in Canada. Please vote for Harris.

Elon suggested he may shut down X if Trump loses. I doubt Deep Pockets Pinocchio would do that; he needs the attention.

Yes, Neil Armstrong might've been the first man on the moon, but collectively, WOMEN will save America, and, potentially, by extension, the world.