I had a girlfriend that hated to wash plates, pots and pans, cutlery, you name it. Just the thought of cleaning up after a meal would send her to the washroom.
Half the time we dated I was at the sink, but, well, she was a good person. Certainly no dishentery shaming here.

Breaking: Study finds that marsupials are always hopped up!

You bought, and presumably read, one of my books.
THANK YOU!
Now, if you could be so kind to leave a rating or simple review, I would be in your debt.
THANKS, AGAIN!

Your Gambling name is the day or year in which you were born followed by RED or BLACK, and ends with the last thing you purchased.

Recent events illuminate some aged leaders are very much like should-retire truculent baseball umpires. They reject logic and any suggestion or evidence of their errors, frailties, or failings. They put themselves, and their pride, above the game, above YOU.

If a Bouncer did their job while on a pogo stick, would they then be called a Bouncy?

They would peek out at the dystopian world, only to quickly pull the curtains or drop the blinds.
It happened over and over and over in this noir movie.

I tell you, Planet of the Drapes really sucked.

Good evening.
Sunset comes to us all, but at the end of our days, if we've embraced humanity, honored nature, and were honest to ourselves and others, we can journey, unhindered, to that next magical realm.

I'd give up a nut for a book review,
But then I would be stuck with just two.
Perhaps a more thoughtful offering,
Like gravedigging, or a coffer'ing?

My home, honoring Mother Nature and her pallette.
Have a good weekend!

Good evening from the Appalachian woods of Nova Scotia.

Mark Twain said it best: Never argue with an idiot. You'll never convince the idiot that you're correct, and bystanders won't be able to tell who's who.

Huey Lewis and the News delivered "Hip to Be Square."
🎶

As yet, no artist has shown similar love for the Rhombus.

Equilateral parallelograms get no respect.

"Oklahoma schools are now required to incorporate the Bible as an instructional support into the curriculum across specified grade levels."
PASTAFARIAN'S RISE, the time of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is at hand!
For the good of the children, schools MUST provide PASTA at lunch!

So, my mom built a railroad.

"All aboard, for Whycocomagh Junction!"

Does your mind wander?
I find it fascinating how many of us can be focused on something, and then, suddenly, be distracted by another development. Is it due to daily sensory overload, or..
Oh, look, a butterfly! It's got a laser!
Oh, wait, it's a bee with pollen.
Ah, where was I?

Your Fish Name is the color of your bathtub or shower and the title of your first (or most recent) job:

Good afternoon, from Green, with honorable mention to Blue and White.

Jeremiah was one of the major prophets of the Bible, which, when you think about it, is an amazing accomplishment for a bullfrog.

Elon's Tesla Cybertruck looks like a ______________.

[Dibs on Kenmore Fridge]