What did the Misophoniac say when the mouse ran across the floor with her device?

EEEE---eee--Book!

It's not easy being Indie.

We made eye contact and since the dwarfish, subterranean earth spirit didn't disappear under my garden, I decided to ask the little fellah how he was doing.
The diminutive goblin frowned, and then replied. Clearly he didn't understand me and I couldn't fathom his gnomenclature.

For whatever reason, Amazon has BOTH the eBook and paperback of my 5-star book, Time Sneak: Emergence, on sale for the stupid low price of $3.80.

The frequency of wearing tight pants is inversely proportional to age.

Good morning.

Good evening, good people.
Just saying "hi."
Hope you are happy and healthy.

"Circle left..."
"Now, circle, right."

Damn, Square Dancers are serious nonconformists!

Jealousy is Greeds ugly (inside and out) stepsister.

Fate is a domino effect.

Sure, God formed man "of the dust of the ground," but it's because he forgot to go to the store for a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Another awesome review! ❤️
Thank you, beautiful book lover.

No, "subdued" is not asking a sandwich expert to make you a footlong ham and cheese.

I swear I knew them from somewhere...
Unfortunately, my "Fuck!" scared them off.

How about this for a review!