@WordsmithFL That dumb bastard probably wrote the girls' phone #'s on his forehead... could almost get a phone book written out on that vacuous cranium.

"Bert didn’t have a besties ex-lover and member of a serial-killer-cult as a guardian angel on his bingo card."

segment from Hatchet's Law (book 2 of the trilogy)

@mims Same

It's been a week with nothing but low clouds and rain, and the forecast is for another week of the same.
Time to...

@Studio_M_ @jdtasker ✔️ ✅️

Prolly?
Seriously, "prolly"?!
Are we really going to butcher the English language like this, expecially at this troublesome time?

My experience as a lab rat really sucked. I knew I should've asked for the cheese up front.

@catlynne333 Sadly, America asked for it. And now, we will all suffer.

#Cosomusic
Song from the abyss...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbiTRjCuGi0

@LindaWisner 100%

@Kittiekatt53 100%, but with a large dollop of evil

Best stinky cheese?

I prefer asiago.

@Valkai 😃 Swervin Vermin

@Valkai I'm also fond of Apartheid Clyde. These days, Asshole works.

Tired of hearing Elon Musk being referred to as Space Karen? Let's go Star Wars on him...

@Queasy What's Dork Vadar done now?

@damian_reloaded I suppose whatever is needed to accelerate the destruction of the natural world is the "right" choice.

@damian_reloaded Was that before or after Trump named Thanos to run the EPA?

@damian_reloaded Ah, thanks for the update!

Has Trump made Gargamel Director of Smurf Safety yet?