Nikki Haley is to integrity as crocodiles are to table manners.

@Charles_Hawtrey 😂 ! Excellent!

No matter how hard I try to be the first person at a Drummer's Anonymous meeting, there's always another member that beats me to it.

@AskTheDevil P.S. Very nice

@AskTheDevil Nice

A ghost of themselves that casts no shadow,
A ship of dreams asunder on rocky shores,
The heartfelt promise that waxed eternal,
Extending its hand to the Nevermore.

"It's like this..."
"A parallel would be..."
"It's analogous to..."
"The metaphor is..."
:(
Sometimes, I take issue with the Comparatively Speaking.

Courage to those who've been abused and must struggle to regain their authentic self.
Courage to those who employ empathy even after being wronged or abused.
Courage to those who advocate for the abused in spite of the abuse they receive.
Courage to all who long to be courageous.

@HawkHorton I love the name, "Eva Cado!"
Her Superpower is making anyone she believes in becoming a better version of themselves.

"Daylight come and me guano go home."

Shitty song from an incontinent calypso bat 🦇

@TrueBloodNet Awesome. "The Prickster," who evolved to become "Fatal Prick." BONUS POINTS, galore!

@fuse Ha ha!

What fruit or vegetable would make an AMAZING SUPERHERO, and please tell me its name. :)

[It's Superpower and "Kryptonite" earn you bonus points.]

I could wax philosophical, but nobody wants to see me rub my Plato.

I had a girlfriend that hated to wash plates, pots and pans, cutlery, you name it. Just the thought of cleaning up after a meal would send her to the washroom.
Half the time we dated I was at the sink, but, well, she was a good person. Certainly no dishentery shaming here.

Breaking: Study finds that marsupials are always hopped up!

@AskTheDevil ha ha!

You bought, and presumably read, one of my books.
THANK YOU!
Now, if you could be so kind to leave a rating or simple review, I would be in your debt.
THANKS, AGAIN!

@Marc_T_Benedict 😂

@Rocker LOL! Or an old-school porn fluffer