Good day from Cape Breton

To Baked Potatoes, Four-Twenty is a self-entitled upstart.

Okay, I stretched, did some deep-breathing exercises, and have aspirin at hand. I'm now ready for you to tell me you just ordered one of my books.

As I observed the solar eclipse and a successful wedding proposal, I pondered the magic and mysteries of life, finally coming to the realization that invertebrates don't have a romantic bone in their body.

As I observed the solar eclipse and a successful wedding proposal, I pondered the magic and mysteries of life, finally coming to the realization that invertebrates don't have a religious bone in their body.

Path of Totality moved offshore (NW of Cape Breton), but there was still some nice light and shadow.

After all we see, learn, and experience, there is still nothing like "love."

Thrift shops rule!

That's the post.

3.60.
Seriously?!

@AskTheDevil For a second I read that as "trees," and I was calculating the shipping to send you a spruce with books dangling off its limbs.

In 1964, Mary Poppins didn't need a license to fly her umbrella.
Today, you have to fill out some forms and shit, get a drug test, make sure your umbrella is air worthy and water repellant🙄, and after a test-drive flight, register it under the FAA. Total cost, $900; ☂️not incl.

Woo!

On a scale of fruit, how are you?

You're a therianthropic shapeshifter, but one rule is that you have to spend eight daylight hours as one creature and eight nighttime hours as another animal.
What two creatures do YOU pick?

Seductively, he whispered, "Rien, Nada, Wala, Méiyǒu shé me..."
She knew he only wanted to get into her pants, but was overcome by his "Sweet nothings."

@LowEndMuse Decent, thank you :)

Good afternoon

Here's to those craven, nefarious, vile, morally-bankrupt cocksuckers out there, for without them, conjuring an antagonist would be exceedingly more difficult.