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Good luck to the independent nations of Texas, Idaho, South Dakota, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and all the other new nations trying to make a go of it by banning abortion, subjugating women, oppressing LGBTQ, and codifying White Christian patriarchy.

May your independence, and freedom continue long after your food, energy, and money run out.

May your mercenaries remain loyal.

(this was written in my super secret sarcasm font)