Given Helena Bonham Carter is now defending JK Rowling's bigotry, a reminder that Kathy Burke was right about her all along.

Can't do that Spotify festival thing cos I don't use Spotify because they are scum, and nobody ever makes these things for Tidal, so...

Based on my most-played artists since Jan 2020, and only including people who are actually still a) alive and b) touring, if I was a billionaire planning my own festival, it might look something like this...

Just got the hi-res through for this...

My partner and I with three legends! "Night of the Living Dead" actresses Judith O'Dea & Judith Ridley, and "Dawn of the Dead" actress Gaylen Ross, on 5th Nov 2022. An honour to meet them all!

#weekendofthedead

This is the final nail in the coffin.

What have you been doing to yourself?
What have you been doing to yourself?
What have you been doing to yourself?
It's the last thing you should do.

Nobody laughs anymore.
Nobody laughs anymore.
Nobody laughs anymore.
It's the worst thing you can do.

Save the last dance for me.
Catch the last bus with me.
Give the last kiss to me.
It's the safest thing to do.

Earlier this year, The Boys had a subplot in which an overspoilt manbaby didnt like the way things were running, so he took over the company, ousted everyone he didn't like, then immediately had a clusterfuck of chaos all around him with no-one left around smart enough to fix it.

I'm not saying Eric Kripke is a fortune teller, but I think we may need to start viewing this show in the same light as Russell T. Davies epic Years & Years.

It's now over 20 years since Kelly Rowland sent her boyfriend a text via Microsoft Excel. The bastard did not reply.

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Somebody has seemingly accidentally renamed the official Facebook page for Gremlins and now I can't even.

In honour of my new profile picture and the one year anniversary of Doctor Who: Flux.

Karvanista is a babe and I love him.

Saw The Rasmus live tonight. Fun times were had by all.

"Why not? I enjoy getting presents from strange men..."

Clue: Music from the Paramount Motion Picture

2022 repressings via Enjoy The Ride.

Didn't know which to go for so in a blind panic I got em all!

Flames on the Side of My Face (1/500)
Brandy Glass (1/1,000)
Black, White and Orange swirl (1/500)
+ Miss Scarlet card (1/5 randomly assigned).

Given we're planning a Clue theme for our dining room, I think one of them may end up being framed, with another for playing and one for backup!

I wasn't going to say anything, but it is fair to acknowledge that Robbie Coltrane was a huge presence in my life long before he made those terrible films about a boy wizard written by a bigot.

The Comic Strip Presents team, of which Coltrane was a member, changed the face of British comedy forever and I am forever in their debt, as we all are. Then there's his appearances in shows like The Young Ones and Blackadder, which are all essential viewing.

If you are in LA or San Francisco reading this, you NEED to go to these shows. Tell em Didymus sent you.

Seen this band live five times between July 2021 and August 2022. Seeing them again in December. They're that fucking good.

10/10/2022 Los Angeles @ The Echo - Ticket link: tinyurl.com/4bwuk6jx

14/10/2022 San Francisco @ Brick & Mortar - Ticket link: tinyurl.com/3482k3xd

Wicked.

My Practical Brain: "Why don't you pull out a pile of records to play this weekend while you do the huge deep clean, prep for decorating and tackle some life admin?"

My Passionate Brain: "OK. Will this be enough?" 😁

Spent last night in the company of the brilliant GEN AND TH£ DEGENERATES at The Ruby Lounge, Manchester.

First saw them supporting Skunk Anansie earlier this year and just had to see them again.

I've been likened to loads of cartoon/puppet animals over the years.

But I think the most accurate representation of my personality is the random episode of mostly forgotten Channel 5 kids show Beachcomber Bay I saw once, in which Salty Dog was told he was too fat and had to diet, but he spent the whole episode longing for sausages. via barely concealed innuendo, until he eventually got what he truly desired most.

When you realise Richard Griffiths celebrated his 39th birthday just a few days before filming began on Withnail And I... and you're 38 in a few weeks... #elderqueernow

As it began...