Twitter doesn’t have an HR department.
Anybody can claim that they worked there, and there’s no legal way to prove that they didn’t.
Holy shit, I knew Muskrat was fucking inept, but I never realized he was this incompetent!
@DarksideStraxus I work there now. I'm the CEO.
@DanIsWriting @DarksideStraxus Congratulations...I guess?!
I don't know anyone who'd want to even work there right now, let alone take credit for leading it.
Or, uh, "leading" it.
@sumpnlikefaith @DarksideStraxus I'll make sure to put up a "under new management" sign.
If I just did the minimum effort I will recieve high praise.
@DanIsWriting @DarksideStraxus That's true -- the bar has been set subterraneously low!
@sumpnlikefaith @DarksideStraxus honestly, I don't even need to show up.