@DarksideStraxus I work there now. I'm the CEO.
@DanIsWriting @DarksideStraxus Congratulations...I guess?!
I don't know anyone who'd want to even work there right now, let alone take credit for leading it.
Or, uh, "leading" it.
@DanIsWriting @DarksideStraxus That's true -- the bar has been set subterraneously low!
@sumpnlikefaith @DarksideStraxus honestly, I don't even need to show up.