IT WAS A VERY NICE CHRISTMAS EVE THAT YEAR

OMG OMG OMG!!

ARISTOCATS!!

#OnDemandRequest

@th3j35t3r SO WE CAN REQUEST A SPECIAL MOVIE??

WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? A NEW TOY ON COSO??? 🎥 🍿

30 MILLION UNEMPLOYED AND I CAN'T EVEN GET WEEKENDS OFF. THANKS YOU ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER.

I'M EXHAUSTED

TRUE STORY https://www.technologyreview.com/f/614664/scientists-have-spotted-a-tiny-black-hole-that-may-be-just-12-miles-across/

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THE TINIEST BLACK HOLE.

NEED TO MIND MY POCKET LITTER

SORRY I'M LATE

OH HO HO I MADE A FUNNY

WAITING FOR ANYONE TO NOTICE I PRACTICED MY INDOOR VOICE.

IF I HAD A MOTHER WHAT A GOOD BOY I SHOULD BE

Here comes the Hotstepper mwuhahaha

"anyone test will hear the fat lady sing'

Scooping up the field mice, bopping 'em on the head https://youtu.be/OdmDp8_l-3c

In fact, random people can now see me because I went WORLDWIDE with it.

Maximum impact. That's how we roll

I enabled my PLP. That means you can see me, even if I'm not actually coming to GET YOU

Sorry about the Astros, but I don't get to choose who to collect.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE AGAIN.

BUT UNTIL THEN I'D LIKE SOMETHING SPICY TO EAT.