And just like that, #ShillBillyEulogy disappeared into the doughnut vortex of history. Not kidding. Poof. (He's still the offishul VP candidate, but should probably be avoiding windows.)
The whale head on the minivan and bear cub in the park stories are true.
Two entirely separate Qchains are being told to unify. It's the weirdest shit I've seen since GamerGate.
Most bizarre in this puddle of weird? Everyone has a theory about how to force the election to their guy, none of them talk about winning votes.
Tang fans are all about electors, poll intimidation, and J6.
JayVee fans are having 25th Amendment and cryptofever dreams.
Brainworm supporters think the House will coronate their guy because he was, as a Kennedy, unfairly treated.
It's quite something. And none of them talk about voting to win. 😬