Mikey-Sisyphus: (Stares up at Big Leaf Maples taller than some skyscrapers) Any chance we can stop with these leaves?
Hades: Keep at it and you might get 'em all raked by spring.
Mikey-Sisyphus: Um, there's like four acres of them. An hour or two and I'm wrecked.
Hades: Sucks to be you.
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Cosmic Jr: Do we have any blister patches for hands and can we buy some "big thick padded gloves".
Me: Back in the day, we could rake the back 40 with our bare hands and then wrassle alligators before dinner.
Cosmic Jr: 🙄
Me: Fine. Go buy some new gloves. 😂