So smooth.

DOORBELL! Dive behind the couch!

And this is just cute. Nothing for it.

And this one… which I plan to try, btw. Seems effective.

So apparently I save just a Bunch of memes to my phone last night. Real bangers really. Like this one.

Ah. That’s better.

And one that’s more real to life in my experience. #caturday

This is a #caturday beast!

🎂 🐱 #Caturday

See y’all nexterday. 😊

Game recognizes game.

😡

🛁

🐾 🖤

And usually, I like to caption these. But for this, I got nothin. I feel like it speaks for itself? *blawhawahahwawaw*

Just saw a doormat and now I have to have it, or at the very least make a sign…

when he said nevermore, he meant it.

Just gonna set this here and not direct it any anyone in particular…

“You in danger, squirrel…”

Todays goals…