Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...
Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*
Yes, yes, I'm talking about our πs, πs, and πs. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.
(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? π)
I know it's weird, but I don't actually make up euphemisms for 'naughty bits', oh wait, I just did!
Naughty bits is such a good one, because the real "naughtiness" happens in one's noggin, but if I called my brain a naughty bit, I'd get weird looks, so... no. π