@CinnamonGirlE They had some at the local store, but when I smelled them, they had _no smell whatsoever_. I could smell the plastic bag, people's hands that had touched the package and the fruit, but the fruit itself had less scent to it than a sheet of new paper.
It was like looking at tiny sculptures of cherries.
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Yes, they would have to stay there. 🍒 😂
@CinnamonGirlE I was actually weirded out that I could see them, and smell everything except them. How the hell do you make a cherry smell like nothing?
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Maybe they have been bred in such a way that made them appear beautiful and/or last long. Yet completely devoid of any juice or odor. A beautiful replica, like you said.
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Exactly. Why should it matter if it tastes good as long as money is made?
@AskTheDevil @CinnamonGirlE Like chicken.
@CinnamonGirlE Braised shareholder? Minced lobbyist pate?
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Are you sure this is roast pork? Only my piece of crackling appears to have a tattoo.
@stueytheround @AskTheDevil @CinnamonGirlE It's Nephilim. Eat it.
@stueytheround @AskTheDevil @CinnamonGirlE Before it eats YOU.
@JolieSaboteuse
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🤣 We have a winner! 🤣
@CinnamonGirlE Because eventually, if they keep feeding us crap like that, we might start wondering what roast executive tastes like?