Does the “+” in LGBTQIA+ include couch, latex gloves, and/dolphin erotica or do we need to adVance to additional designations, identities, and preferences. I’m not a Sofasexual, but I understand why the Victorians covered the legs of their furniture.

🎶🎶🎶 She’s got legs and she knows how to use them🎶🎶🎶