As a Cassandra, I have made many predictions that have come true despite widespread skepticism. Today, I offer you one that’s ironclad: Twitter WILL suffer a glitch, outage, or epic failure of some sort during Ron DeSantis’ campaign announcement. #Politics
@cassandra17lina ummm, there is still the outstanding matter of you providing me winning Power Ball numbers.
@CanisPundit ah, yes… let me consult my random number generator
@CanisPundit My work here is done!