Agent of chaos tip for the day.
Teach small children to make paper boats. Get some birthday cake candles from somewhere. Find a ditch or large puddle. Place birthday candles in front of boats and let naval battles commence. Keep sticks handy to direct operations and remove destroyed destroyers.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine OH. MY. GOD.
@Camerondotca wut?
My son called last week to tell me he was showing his son. It was cute, he was like Mom! Remember when we used to... I was like yup. (Wife yelled at him. I guess she's okay with it now. She says i teach kids to be adhd. Chaos. )
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine it's jsut really cool. So, storytime: one day my mom came home. She parked the car, and walked round the corner of the house just as my toy tank "hit a mine" (actually a tiny pie plate filled with black powder, buried in the garden and set off via a wick made of paper towel). The tank flew about 4 feet in the air. My mom said "inside" to my dad. He said "what, he has safety goggles and ear plugs".
@Camerondotca Yasssss! Heeee!