I am so bad. I said I wouldn't, I swore to myself I wouldn't, and I did.
I ordered the Apple Watch Ultra (Super, +, Mega, Extreme, Absolute).
My version 6 is paid off and I can get a trade-in discount plus a military discount, so my monthly bill will be just a couple of dollars less than it has been. Same pain, some gain.
It should be here Monday.
I'm stupidly excited.

I might as well admit I'll probably grab the new Apple TV 128GB when it comes out.