I snuck over last night and burned my neighbors Trump flag. It went perfectly...I was SO pleased with myself.
Then I woke from the dream and was so disappointed.
Be careful.
You need someone to knock at their front door, crying like the world just came to an end and begging them "please please have you seen my puppy?" accompanied by more sobbing and LOTS of sad details
That should buy some time to do what needs to be done
🫡