Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022
A thousand times a thousand is a million, so yup!
@Alfred Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’?
Oh yay! Gold Cup! #USWNT #Soccer #CoSoSports
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
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Work phone rings (I'm really not allowed to ignore it).
Voice on the other end: "Hello?"
Me: "Hello?"
<Obvious click over to boiler room> VotOE: "Hello?"
Me: "This better not be about Medicare."
<pause> VotOE: "I'm a licensed Medicare..."
Me: "That's 4 times today, you gotta stop calling me. <click>
@Alfred It’s Valentines Day! Can you feel the love tonight?
My son has a car with no working gas gauge. He is aware of how to track his mileage and estimate how much gas he has. He has run out of gas twice in the last six months. How many times will he run out of gas in the next year?
Supposed to be "razor thin" per the polling. I continue to believe that we have completely lost the ability to poll adequately. #Suozzi
My wife is plotting a church service on reparations and wants to include Native Americans and land return. Does anyone know of a music source on the subject? Maybe @Museek ?
Pork is pulled and back in the instant pot for a swim.
I was listening to bluegrass music on my long drive yesterday and came away with a new catch phrase: “Praise the Lord and pass the snakes!”
@Alfred I was going to ask you something but I can’t remember what it was. Any ideas?
Okay, hear me out: A Sesame Street parody of Joe Jackson's "Always Something Breaking Us in Two" to teach fractions.
Going swimming.
Don't let anyone win the football game until I get back.
@Alfred would you please create an abstract painting in the style of Franz Klein, but in rich shades of ketchup red on a white background?
I'm thinking that any state Governor or National Guard commanding officer who (after federalization) directs their reports to follow state authority rather than federal is committing treason. Am I missing something?
Snowflake Lyft driver tonight was happily enjoying his right wing talk radio when an ad came on for an interview of Michelle Obama. He smashed the button to go to a music station so quickly my fencing coach would have been impressed.
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022