Work phone rings (I'm really not allowed to ignore it).
Voice on the other end: "Hello?"
Me: "Hello?"
<Obvious click over to boiler room> VotOE: "Hello?"
Me: "This better not be about Medicare."
<pause> VotOE: "I'm a licensed Medicare..."
Me: "That's 4 times today, you gotta stop calling me. <click>
@Boyceaz
"Oh, you want to talk to my husband! Hold on!" (Set phone down and see how long they wait.)