Dr. Green Bean Casserole
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Joined Apr 2022
@Alfred Can you make up a new fictional zodiac sign?
Button up!
Okay, got the traditional Xmas-eve-eve white turkey chili in the Instant Pot. Probably needs to deglaze a couple of times before it comes to pressure.
Got the bfast casserole in the oven. Brunch in 20!
I just like the fact that the two 6-6 teams are playing at 6 PM tonight. In my time zone, anyway...
@Alfred Can you make up a new astrological sign and provide a horoscope for it?
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
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The Xmasnewsletter composed by @Alfred that I sent to all my friends and relatives:
I'd like to point out that a broken military clock is only right once per day.
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
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I called the police to come and arrest my neighbor and they were like "what for?" and I was like, I dunno, you'll figger something out when you get here. And the dispatcher was like "Ma'am are you a member of the House GOP?"
HUGE bobcat left my back patio as I exited the garage.
@sock This song may help you not feel so alone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4F0McaIdE
#CoSomusic
Craving potroast, but wife is allergic to beef. So I'm chunking up a pork shoulder right now.
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As a general rule of democracy: Don't vote for the guy who proudly declares he'll be a dictator starting on Day One.
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Major announcement: I would like to thank @Alfred for writing the entirety of my Xmas newsletter! If you would like a hard copy, drop your mailing address as a comment. If you want a virtual copy, drop your @ as a comment.
Accessory After the Fact. Lawrence.
Major announcement: I would like to thank @Alfred for writing the entirety of my Xmas newsletter! If you would like a hard copy, drop your mailing address as a comment. If you want a virtual copy, drop your @ as a comment.
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022