@Finnegan True dat.

@altamaha expect to see toilet paper on Ebay

@CynthiaJane_TX @coldclearsea

I. just. can't.
turning this sh$t OFF.

@coldclearsea this is a press conference?

@MrsSpear Trump stole all my TP

Dr. F clearly is biting his tongue

I can't listen to any of them. It's like listening to a 5th grade science fair presentation without any of the cuteness.

It's not an epidemic. It's a pandemic, clown.

Google...

Someone please tell me I am dreaming and I will wake up to a more coherent speech...

He just reading words...I'm sure he doesn't comprehend any of it.

OMG wtf is in charge of the USA

@TheAbbotTrithemius could be because he's a bloated oaf.

@GeekMom727 right? We need a cap on how many can be bought at one time lol

@Jennifelroy VIA Canadian rail is offering full refunds for the next 2 months so folks are encouraged to do the right thing.

@michaelredmond How about the airlines that refuse to refund tickets to band members whose event was cancelled? That's just wrong.

@Jennifelroy I'm still on standby...I signed contracts to play in Cali and Az and so far no one has cancelled the events. The airplane tickets aren't refundable and should be for this situation.

@th3j35t3r I can't think of any other word for him besides "gross". Slumlord gross. Sleazy two-bit strip bar owner gross. Sideshow barker gross. You get the picture.