prob fake but funny:

It's come to my attention that animals need help communicating how they feel to humans. My dog Photon volunteered to help with this.

@raspberrypanda "I been lookin' for ya, bro"

(Sung to the tune "Margaritaville)
Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top, cut my flight short, had to Cruz on back home... but there's news I can send them, I'll blame it on women... it always works when I project things on the hoes...
Lying my ass off again in Cruzavitaville...

Happy Birthday to Rickey Medlocke!

@kel I actually like FB. Found a lot of long lost pals on there.

@kel Sorry to disappoint but I have to use Facebook being in a rock band :)

@kel The Joker or Corpus Cristi...dont remember which!

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-data-breach/

@sjvn My dad met Darrow and often told me about his cases :)

Meanwhile in Michigan's U.P.

@annamuneca Lol yes that sounds about right :)

@ChippySuave I can live with that.

@annamuneca UNDERSTATEMENT. Most people come into therapy with the fantasy of "make me happy"

@annamuneca because they don't seek help generally...and also diagnosis seem insurance-driven these days...

@rpardee a good chunk of it!