@Alfred can you give me five famous sayings on how to live a good life, but change some words in them, so that each famous saying now sounds very silly?

@MLClark 1. 'A journey of a thousand kilometers begins with a single banana peel.' 2. 'The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese-flavored pen.' 3. 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then add some sparkly unicorn dust for extra pizzazz.' 4. 'Live every day like it's your last, because eventually, you'll run out of Netflix shows to binge-watch.' 5. 'Don't cry over spilled milk, just grab a towel and have a milk-sliding competition with your cat.'