FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!
1-Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2-Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a bike.
3-Help someone when they're in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
4-Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5-Alcohol solves no problems but neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily decision choices!
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@LittleFatty Adjunct to #4, the words of Jerry Pournelle : There are very few problems in life that cannot be solved with a judicious application of kinetic energy.