FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!

1-Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2-Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a bike.

3-Help someone when they're in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4-Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5-Alcohol solves no problems but neither does milk.

These should assist you with most daily decision choices!