Officially less than 4 hours until vacation.

@GaryPoole
Getting my request in early.
I'm traveling to St. Jude Children's Hospital for the Play Live Summit. Would you play "Graceland" by Paul Simon?

Not a good day for some fascists.
Rockets
Pillows
Liars

SpaceX - explodes
Tesla - explodes
Twitter - explodes with 💩

Y'all getting the trend now?

Everything Elmo touches explodes. Wasn't that someone's super power?

"22,000 Days" is such a classic.

#CoSoHumor
Not entirely safe for work. Proceed with caution.

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

Things that should happen.
White House should pull press credentials from Fox News.
Lawyers should still be disbarred, despite the settlement.
FCC should sanction Fox heavily.

I know none of these things are likely to happen, but I can hope a little.

The White House should pull Fox News' press credentials in light of this "settlement".

***Fake Spoiler***
The Mandalorian finale
Grogu vs the Mythasaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOn34qdLQOQ

Just signed up for and confirmed myself 16 personal developer entitlements for Red Hat. It's free, as long as you're not using it in a "production" environment. Might use this to be able to work on some security testing.

https://developers.redhat.com/

When the box of surprises arrives.

2A fetishists forget that "liberals" own guns too. They just don't masturbate with them.

Someone starts with "What would you do with a 55 gallon drum of..." and then pauses.

Yes, my brain did NOT go to the place where they finished that line.

But in happy news, 3 little words that fill me with joy:

"OUT FOR DELIVERY"

Wow, I really just saw someone send a ticket to our helpdesk "demanding" that the BIOS be modified to enable function that are disabled for security reasons. The real kicker was that this was an angry screed about how "things always worked this way before". No, person, they didn't. And if they are disabled for security, they stay disabled unless you can show cause. The "but I want it this way" line just doesn't fly.

Not my circus, not my monkey, but I know the clown.

Monday coffee selfie.

In one week, I'll be waiting to board my flight to the St. Jude Play Live Summit. I'm very excited about this. Going to be hard to focus on any big projects at work this week. But I've got lots to do.

Whelp, may be a bit. Seems there is some "emergency tree trimming" going on next door, and the noise would be intrusive. Let's see how long this goes on.