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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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Apparently at least one member of congress is a Juggaloo.

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The man brought the receipts on immigration.

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He hits Shrinkflation!!

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"I will stop you'" he growled.

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Imagine a country that had the same support systems as most of the rest of the great countries of the world.

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Hey gang, those tax numbers he's talking about for large corporations is still LOWER than what Reagan did.

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Still a Big Fuckin' deal. Nice self-censor there.

Someone has been listening to radio-friendly Rap.

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STONG AND GETTING STRONGER.

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That might be the most Liberal thing I've ever heard a Persident say.

UNION STRONG!

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I feel like this speach is "Trump said all those things, so here's what REALLY happened."

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Ooh, they cut to Secretary Pete for that one. Well played.

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Someone stab a pencil into the Speaker's thigh (don't break the skin, plesae). Be sure he's still awake.

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Did he just threaten The Supremes?!?!!?!?

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I fear that the Speaker may have taken a sleeping pill or ten.

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You can't love your country only when you win.

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SMACK!!!