Seen on another site:

Woman posts that she wants to find a Christian nail salon. The one she uses has Asian immigrants, and there are little statues of Buddha everywhere which made her uncomfortable Could anybody recommend a salon based on Jesus?

One poster responded: I believe Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.

OMG - I'm dying here!

Was it the statues or the Asian immigrant technicians that REALLY bothered this woman? I think we all know the answer.