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Good morning darling and sweet dreams to those about to go to bed. โค๏ธ

Mucho de los writing for me today. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป

Here's a quick poll for you:

Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasnโ€™t putting in enough shifts.

Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. Thatโ€™s just how eye roll.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Itโ€™s pasture bed time.

@th3heal3r LOL. Our cats were like that yesterday. We keep having to open the door because they forgot about the rain every few minutes. Today they are all SUNSHINE BATH!!!

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine Have you tried putting apple cider vinegar (or just vinegar) in a spray bottle and spraying the affected area? Or perhaps applying vinegar with a soft cotton ball?

Another effective cure for stinging is applying shaving cream.

Random musing: There is a certain power in doing nothing. NOTHING. No labor. No commerce. Not a single blessed thing. Be still and ponder the beauty of dust particles dancing in the sunlight, shimmering while they can.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

Why shouldnโ€™t you trust trees? They seem shady

What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems

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