Anybody want to contribute a haiku to the contest on Andy Borowitz' substack?

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-private-haikus-of-marjorie-taylor/comments

Trump farts have no substance

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/

It occurred to me that we're very lucky #Trump is so narcissistic that he hasn't used Melania or Ivanka as the main face of his administration instead of himself, à la Juan and Eva Perón.

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