What's with the otters? Have they always been this aggressive?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/14/us/washington-marina-river-otter-attack/index.html
Yeah, actually, they're famous for it.
https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
Yes, but they are adorable disease-ridden, murderous, necrophilic aquatic weasels. Fact.
I was reading a story where a river otter tried to drown a toddler, and thinking about the sea otter that attacked surfers to steal their boards, and was wondering if this was recent behavior or if they were always aggressive. Guess they were always aggressive. That'll teach me not to trust Big Cuteness!
I guess I learned not to trust Big Cuteness dating in my 20’s. I dated too many guys who were like otters. 😂
@misterfive @AlphaCentauri
JFC. Otters.
Things you never knew you should be worried about.
P.S. Also, trying to figure out where did they get necrophilia out of this, but don't really want to learn that much about
otters.
P.P.S. aaaaa JFC found the necrophilia.
I'm adding "attacked by an otter" to this year's bingo card!
@AlphaCentauri
That writer really has an opinion about otters!
"But there comes a point at which rational people have to put adorable hijinks aside and recognize otters for what they are: disease-ridden, murderous, necrophilic aqua-weasels whose treachery knows few bounds."