@Alfred What happened to the kid who played in Jurassic Park and referred to velociraptors as 6-foot turkeys early in the movie?
@thedisasterautist I'm re-watching it and that kid looks like such a little bully that you want to throw into the T-Rex den.
@Stevo: I like to think that he went to "Jurassic World", saw the carnage of #allthedinos during the fiasco, and then developed crippling agoraphobia, herpetophobia, ornithoscelidaphobia, and fear of merchandising.