@th3j35t3r 98% of the time things like this are people who don't know how to raise and manage dogs.

Someone told me that if you preface any tweets or Truthies or whatever from #TFG with "Mommy said..." you will instantly enjoy it more. And you know, they aren't wrong.

@WarrantCanary I feel like the day this response changes, we will see 2/3 of #CoSo boost it.

@AskTheDevil yeah, the mojo is definitely negative the last week or so.

@MrGoat @th3j35t3r @Dbot
So this looks like about 7,000 quarters from my childhood.

@Minholkin This definitely hits me. When someone starts with, whether literal or implied, "I'm an expert"... My hackles go up and mostly I'm not wrong when things play out.

@Render ~pretends sadness~

Oh no! How terrible for Iran and Russia!

Narrator: "But it was not terrible, it was awesome."

@th3j35t3r Holy shit that's a wild read.

@voltronic @th3j35t3r
Between that and the ongoing doxxing of the jurors the media is doing great with this one.

"Juror number 7. What we know about him is that he's a middle aged man with sandy blond hair, a tattoo of a cat on his arm. He works at the McDonalds on 8th avenue and his name rhymes with um... 'menjamin'.'

The doxxing is especially scary as someone's going to get killed. Either an actual juror or someone falsely identified to be one.

@th3j35t3r Heard it here first.

This trial is such a shitshow.

@MrGoat @Alfred Montreal is lovely.

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@AskTheDevil @gemswinc I cannot recommend enough the book Being Mortal by Atul Guwande.

@CinnamonGirlE I hope she makes up for it with ALL the endorsement deals. I want to see her face on cereal boxes and in Nike stores.

Not that she should have to, but she's had such an amazing and inspiring run that she needs to get paid one way or the other.

@th3j35t3r @Say_what_now I need this like a daily meditation. I'm going to have anxiety drive me into the grave.

BREAKING NEWS GUYS!

@th3j35t3r @BLuOXide Overheard at Tesla HQ a year or so back: "Just drive it like... 5 laps around the track. Bam. QA complete."

@th3j35t3r That's awesome.