Ahead of the State of the Union, let's talk about POTUS' home state: Delaware!
As you hopefully know, Delaware is one of the supposedly United States of America. In fact it's one of the first 13 states!
Delaware's been around a long time.
Delaware the name itself is weird.
Probably because the state was named after a bay which was named after a guy whose name was Anglo-French. Terrible things happen when the English and French get together.
Who can trust peoples who decide to build a tunnel underneath a shitton of water?!
Wilmington, somehow the largest city in the state of Delaware with a population of only 70,000 people, was once home of Bob Marley. Whom I am told is a famous musician.
(Seriously, 70k!? There are census designated places west of the Mississippi with more people!)
The state is so unpopulated that it only has 3 counties in it!
Honestly, that's a luxury of riches and we should pare that down. So let's decide which of the 3 counties should be eliminated.
@Smersh Never mind the counties, dissolve the state entirely. New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Maryland could absorb it and hardly anyone would notice. DC can have statehood and we can still have a nice round number of states.
@ACG2 @Smersh Perfect - PA can get a sea port, and the current DE property owners can get relief on their property taxes. Plus, I hate DE with a burning and not entirely unjustified passion, so while we're fantasizing highly unlikely outcomes, I'll stick to my preference.