I feel like we should normalise talking about taking a poo. I mean, it's something we all do, we can all relate to taking one, yet it's weird if we talk about it, no matter how amazing it was.
The one I just had was like the butt equivalent of running a half-marathon - hard work, needed a few tricks learnt over a lifetime to get done. Not enjoyable per se, but definitely left with the satisfaction of a tough job done well.
*watches follower count dip sharply* π
@MoreMeesThanMee It's not normally such a chore, I think today was just the culmination of a few days of u healthiness. I've been drinking plenty of fluids the last few days, but mostly the alcoholic sort. Couple that with a BIG Sunday dinner and then falling asleep for over 12 hours afterwards and my usual, uh, faecal routine was a bit disrupted.
I've never actually had mung beans but I've heard they're good in a bunch of ways. I'll have to give them a go sometime..
@MoreMeesThanMee I had a few with a Sunday roast, then polished off most of a bottle of baileys when I got home. I don't usually drink much OR have roast dinners so, combined with a general lack of sleep, I was out like a light by about 6pm. Woke around 4-ish today, and just dozed for another 2 hours. My routine just gets all kinds of messed up when I'm off work for any length of time!
@66ALW99 I have been trying to get my mits on a bottle of the vegan Baileys since it came out! I swear, every Christmas people panic buy it when the dairy one runs out! The gits! Probably tastes like whiskey and those little cartons of fake coffee cream! βΉοΈ
@66ALW99 Damn! Would kill for a beer right now! π Alcohol is dehydrating so that could account for the poop boulders!π€£π€£π€£