The year 2025, written by George R.R. Martin

It is now time.

Each day I must hit the super market to make sure I get 2 lbs of the highly sought after local sausage we need for the stuffing

@kel - also, when I want to be put in the Christmas spirit, I like pressing a button which plays the 5 minute recording of my childhood heros about be be squished in a trash compactor.

Ok. Christmas tree ornaments are getting out of hand.

How is this monstrosity going to hang from a flexible pine branch?

There is a greater than zero chance that the machine being raged against was an HP printer.

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@kel - isn't all twitter about engagement farming? Is it because so few people get outraged over pictures of food?

@redenigma - i don't know tofu well enough to say.

@singlemaltgirl - easiest way to keep me out of the Christmas spirit is to force it down my throat too early.

Retailers are not doing themselves a favor by pushing the Christmas stuff out at labor day

@redenigma - the heat comes from the top in an air fryer... So it depends on what you're making

@singlemaltgirl

Happy birthday CoSo!

7 years of great conversation with great people.
7 years of troll free ingestions.
7 years of daily "good morning's"
7 years of celebrating events
7 years of philosophy
7 years of security
7 years of being awesome

Congratulations @th3j35t3r

@amarand - "digging bomb shelter?"

"Nope, more important. Cable storage."

*Both nod sagely*

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All the coffees please

@AkomoCombine

Typos 🙄 ... Am I tight?

The local super markets's parent company succumbed to ransomware [citation needed].

So all the fresh foods are pretty much gone.

So they get creative.

Precooked bacon is now produce

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FFS
https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephaniegravalese/2024/11/12/the-high-stakes-of-labelingcostcos-butter-recall-explained/

I get that Costco messed up.
And that people with milk allergies may have somehow not realized that butter is made from milk. But a blanket statement for everybody to toss that butter is just plain wasteful.