@process - CoSo/is/ known for it's potato stans

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Me: Opens a ticket explaining EXACTLY the intended outcome
Director: orders worker to do the wrong action
Worker: does the action specified, closes ticket immediately.

Me: ummm, still broken
Director: sorry, ticket's closed

#workToot

@Beanc - I try to fill in the blanks with the plot of a super spy movie

@Fiikus_goddess - it's all pushed by Big Kale!

@Fiikus_goddess - all proven to have beneficial health qualities by specific cherry picked subsets of scientific research papers.

When asking yourself if you should eat something, ask yourself if dinosaurs ate it.

Remember, they are all dead and you're here so they obviously did things wrong.

@kel - *laughs in developer*

I just had to delete 3 vm images to free up a few hundred gb.

@elbutterfield - these are the ones I got. (Waterproof controller is important)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0BKWQSQSJ

@elbutterfield - with the layout of my lawn, putting lights up is doable (with individually adjustable length ladder legs), but still dangerous.

Do it once, never have to take them down. You can't see them when they are off unless you're a couple feet away and know what to look for.

^^ I may go red/white/blue on Tuesday.

@elbutterfield - with led strip lights, I can make them any color for any season.

Halloween is over.
Do I give my neighbors a break, waiting until it's Christmas light season or do I start with the Thanksgiving lights now?

@singlemaltgirl - US chocolate doesn't linger on your palet. It is a minor flash of taste followed by intense sugar.

The Canadian Kit Kat vs US KitKat was like a $70 bottle of high end Cabernet Sauvignon vs a $15 bottle of blended table wine.

@codeWhisperer - it doesn't tease your taste buds and run like US chocolate

From here on out, I'm not sure I'll ever enjoy chocolate unless it has at least part of it's label written in French.

My daughter just gave me a piece of Canadian chocolate she scored last night.

It's like I've never really had chocolate before until today.

Just remember...

No matter how bad it looks...
No matter how difficult it may seem...
No matter how dark the horizon appears....

It's really not a true emergency

unless the Waffle House is closed.