I'm awakening to Crunchers stalking me, is there no sanity left in the world...
@Jennifelroy @Madken65 @Autumn - cereal wars?
Will this madness never end?
Did we learn nothing from the pizza wars?
@Jennifelroy @Madken65 @Autumn - in that case, I'll cast my vote by asking if a bowl of bacon bits is considered cereal.
@0x56 @Autumn @Madken65 @Jennifelroy
I'm thinking only if you pour milk over them???
@InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @Autumn - but I don't drink milk...
@0x56 @Autumn @Madken65 @Jennifelroy
Soy, Almond, A2 ??? So many choices....
@InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @Autumn - almond or yogurt,.... Mmmm bacon yogurt
@0x56 @Autumn @Jennifelroy @InvaderGzim
OMG, where is this headed, next you'll be wanting flavored coffee and/or flavored syrup
@Autumn @0x56 @Jennifelroy @Madken65
Well, first off, no one in real life is allowed to have a fridge that looks that organized...
@Autumn @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @InvaderGzim - and enough food coffins* to be real.
*Tupperware
@InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @0x56 Growing up it was reused tubs of generic butter. You had to open half of them to find what you were looking for. 😂
@Autumn @0x56 @Madken65 @Jennifelroy
Oh, that too... but for us it's large tubs of Dannon yogurt... totally opaque... and eventually, when I open them after I've noted they've sat in the fridge for a couple of weeks/months... I see the fuzzy green and it all goes in the trash...
JUST like it originally should have...
Does anyone else save the last spoon-fulls of stuff in oversized containers, to never see the light of day again???
@InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @Autumn - yup, it just defers the guilt of throwing away food that those starving kids in Africa that our parents told us about could have eaten.
@InvaderGzim @Madken65 @0x56 @Autumn People in my house put empty icecream containers back in the freezer. Soulless bastards.
@Jennifelroy @0x56 @Madken65 @InvaderGzim This has happened recently and there were tears. It’s... it’s just so MEAN!!! 😭
@Jennifelroy @Autumn @0x56 @Madken65
With my kids, they were never empty... usually had that last spoon or two in them... ALL frozen and freezer burned when I got to them...
Just taking up valuable freezer space...
Oh, let's not start talking about disheveled freezers... I really need to purge that as well...
@InvaderGzim @Madken65 @0x56 @Jennifelroy If you look close you can see the rogue tator tot that’s been living in the corner since 2017. I should just get it but it’s a deeper bend than I should be doing and I forget about it to ask one of the guys to get it. This is its home now. It lives here.
@Autumn @InvaderGzim @Madken65 @0x56 I found it! That was like playing Where's Waldo.
@InvaderGzim @Madken65 @0x56 @Jennifelroy And let’s not forget the almost-a-tablespoon of milk always left in the container. But it wasn’t empty... 🤦♀️
@InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @0x56 You’re exploring new civilizations!
@0x56 @InvaderGzim @Madken65 @Jennifelroy And, I guarantee we have at least one mystery food coffin with leftovers of questionable origin. Could be beans, might be Chinese... I don’t want to open it to find out. 🤔🤢
@Autumn @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @InvaderGzim @0x56 They only become a problem when they become self-aware and demand the right to vote.
I usually name them all as John Peter.
@Fiikus_goddess @0x56 @InvaderGzim @Madken65 @Autumn I'm sure there are a couple of things that are old enough to vote hiding in the back of my fridge. I'll get them registered when I get home tonight.
@Jennifelroy @Madken65 @InvaderGzim @0x56 @Fiikus_goddess I just want to know... at what point does that random cup of yogurt get considered a fine artisanal cheese?
@Autumn @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @Madken65 @Jennifelroy - to be honest, I'd rather *not* know that cut-off point.
@0x56 @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess I mean... it could be a $1 cup of regrets ooooorrrr it could be a $100 small batch, locally grown, artisanal cheese you sell at the local county farmers market. Are you willing to risk it and throw away $100? Are you?
@Autumn @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @Madken65 @Jennifelroy - umm.. yes.
@0x56 @Jennifelroy @Madken65 @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess It reminds me of cleaning out my ex-MILs pantry and finding a can of Campbell’s Nacho Cheese soup (already 🤢🤮) that was celebrating the 1984 Sarajevo Winter Olympics. It was a solid blob you could hear sliding in the can. It was at least 15 years past it’s prime.
@Autumn @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @0x56
cc emboldens your tenacity this AM?
@Madken65 @0x56 @Jennifelroy @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess While “rejuvenating” my mouth! #theshreddingtellsyouitsworking
@Autumn @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @Jennifelroy @0x56 @Madken65 Captain Crunch?
@Kit @0x56 @Jennifelroy @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess @Autumn
There is sickness in COSO, it must be eliminated...
Where is J with his special buttons?
@0x56 @Madken65 @Jennifelroy @Autumn
Now that's a new one, and I like it...
Food coffins... heh...
Accept in my house, it's reused plastic Chinese food containers...