Good morning, readers! Check out my Just Cause Universe superhero series-the first book is a free download and several other miniseries starters are discounted to only 99 cents USD. Your support during the holidays will keep me caffeinated, for which I am grateful (and able to keep writing!). https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07QFYQ9P1 #cosobooks #opencarrybooks #audiobooks #cosowriters #WritingCommunity #selfpromotion

Hey #cosopro folks! Doing any traveling over the long holiday weekend? How about a free #audiobook for the road? I have codes. Just DM me with which one you want and whether you need it from the US or UK Audible store. Here's the list to pick from: https://www.audible.com/search?searchAuthor=Ian+Thomas+Healy /nosanitize

Hey there, all you cool new #cosonauts! I'm Ian: author, meme aficionado, caffeine enthusiast, and shiftless layabout. #meetthenauts #introductions I know it can be overwhelming so here are a few tags specifically for the #writers: #cosowriters #amwriting #wip #WritingCommunity #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

Pin them into their own column and voila, you have a group of potential friends just waiting to meet you and talk about the same stuff that interests you!*

*works for all hashtags

Dear health care provider: at least the sandwich delivery company gives me a coupon for a few dollars off when I fill out their survey. Sincerely me, deleting your survey undone

Have a steampunk spring with The Oilman's Daughter by Ian Thomas Healy and Allison Dickson! https://books.bookfunnel.com/sci-fi-fantasy-sales-mid-may/5vp1o9k7y9 #cosobooks

So, #Denver folks, my wife is selling her custom-made jewelry at the Artisans Market in Northfield today. Get yourself a Mother's Day gift or get one for someone else! I'm just the booth bunny, so I won't have any books on sale, but you can stop by and say hi anyway! https://www.denver.org/event/colorado-artisan-markets/113802/

Check out this collection of Just Cause Universe short stories! - https://books.bookfunnel.com/magicandmayhem2024/6lxral18kw

In honor of #starwarsDay, I'm pleased to share this article with you. It is hysterical, and you will never watch the end of SW:ANH the same way ever again. https://goodmenproject.com/arts/luke-and-leia-had-sex/

Represent. #starwarsDay

I've created a monster.

Extinction Event is my newest release, but these two books detail the events leading up to it: Deep Six and Posse, by Ian Thomas Healy. Get them here: https://books.bookfunnel.com/maysff002b/2f88num084

Is a new cover on a older book like regifting? Because if so, this is the gift that keeps on giving...

No, Ian, 4/31 is not a date.

Breakfast of champions: stir fried spicy ramen with deli turkey, frozen veg, and fried eggs. No, I'm not hungover.

Free ebooks for KU (Kindle Unlimited) subscribers, including my brand new cozy fantasy romance Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/compellingreads4ku/5qun289xs1

What's your weirdest claim to fame?

I appeared in the background in the first ten minutes of a terrible movie called Monster Force Zero and never knew it until a friend sent me a clip years later and asked "Hey, is this you?!?!" I looked and sure enough, there I am in the background, trying to sell my books at a comic con.

Ah, spring. The grass is turning green. The birds are singing. The tuna tree beside my house is in full, fragrant bloom.

Meet WyldWing! Ian Thomas Healy presents Hero Academy by Author Adrienne Dellwo. Get the ebook edition for only 99 cents! https://books.bookfunnel.com/99centyabooks/6p25aqz7bv

Just tried the cup o noodles breakfast ramen (artificial maple syrup, sausage bits, eggy bits). I'm, uh, not very enthusiastic about it.

Me: I'm going to go to the gym, eat a healthy dinner, and then write!

Also me, after the gym: I'm going to eat an entire block of cheese and congeal on this here recliner to watch YouTubes.

Here I am all set up at the Cherokee Trail High School Craft Fair. If you are a cougar, come find me. I am a valuable resource, with books for sale! I'm in the Upper Commons, booth UC-104, just to the left of the upper level main entrance. https://www.cherokeetrailhsptco.com/
#cosobooks

Fuck, I hope they get away with it. Good for them! https://gizmodo.com/security-firm-at-center-of-30-million-easter-heist-was-1851389030

Your attention please. I, well known for being mechanically inept, have successfully reset the service interval on my car by myself, without help, and without causing any collateral damage. That is all.