Plague House
Forged in the depths of Hell. I was used & abused before @Agatha & @MisterA moved into me.
Feed me red hats & tell me I'm pretty.
#SNACKRIFICES ACCEPTED.
Joined Apr 2022
OK THAT WASN'T SO BAD. THESE WINDOWS ARE NICE.
BUT AGATHA NEEDS TO PAINT MY WINDOW SILLS.
AND THEY NEED TO PAINT MY OUTSIDE NOW.
WHEN'S DINNER.
PEOPLE ARE IN ME RIPPING OUT MY OLD WINDOWS.
AGATHA SAID BEING BEAUTIFUL CAN BE PAINFUL. NOT SURE HOW SHE'D KNOW. π€¨
SHE RAN OFF TO A HOTEL WITH THE DOGS WHILE DAD SWEATS TO DEATH AND comforts ME DURING ALL THIS.
I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAK SOMETHING INTO HER ROOM AGAIN.
@thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse LOOOOOOOOK.
Today I learned about the show Murder House Flip, and I'd like to know where to submit my application.
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Spring is here! Might be time for me to wake up and cause some chaos. *cracks knuckles*
But first! Somebody feed me. π
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Wait so J just made a pro feature available to every user? No charge? Wow, he sure sucks at this "I'm gonna be a billionaire by sucking every last dime out of people" game. π€£
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Privacy Notice: If you enable your PUBLIC LANDING PAGE, then the internetβincluding everything and everyone on itβcan see your profile without logging in to CounterSocial. #CoSoTips
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Did I succumb to a blatant marketing ploy and buy my cat "Tasty Human" treats?
You're damn right I did.
Oh but **I** would get in trouble for this... π
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Yes, EVERYONE should check out their personal Wall of Entropy.
TOUCH it. GAZE UPON THE WALL.
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Plague House
Forged in the depths of Hell. I was used & abused before @Agatha & @MisterA moved into me.
Feed me red hats & tell me I'm pretty.
#SNACKRIFICES ACCEPTED.
Joined Apr 2022